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A watched child never learns. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ~Robin Williams



Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the coming generations, that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of a free and undivided Republic. ~John A. Logan



History is herstory, too. ~Author Unknown



Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful. ~William Morris



Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. ~Cato the Elder



Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. ~Chinese Proverb



Laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~Hugh Sidey



Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher's the poet's equal there. ~E.M. Cioran, The Tempation to Exist



If you step on people in this life, you're going to come back as a cockroach. ~Willie Davis If you stop struggling, then you stop life. ~Huey Newton



Of those who say nothing, few are silent. ~Thomas Neiel



Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. ~Joseph Campbell



Might we not say to the confused voices which sometimes arise from the depths of our being: "Ladies, be so kind as to speak only four at a time?" ~Madame Swetchine



The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. ~Walt Whitman



Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them. ~Robin Williams



From my point of view, a book is a literary prescription put up for the benefit of someone who needs it. ~S.M. Crothers



An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. ~Author Unknown



The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. ~Jack London



Bread is for us a kind of successor to the motherly breast, and it has been over the centuries responsible for billions of sighs of satisfaction. ~Margaret Visser



The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan