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There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance. ~George Foreman



Politeness is as much concerned in answering letters within a reasonable time, as it is in returning a bow, immediately. ~Lord Chesterfield



I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway you're on the same wavelength as the referees. ~Jonathan Davies, 1995



Silence is the true friend that never betrays. ~Confucius



If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous. ~Desmond Bagley



Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with which nature hath furnished them to the shame of art. ~Izaak Walton



Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~Fran Lebowitz



I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain. ~Gene Perret



The flag of the United States has not been created by rhetorical sentences in declarations of independence and in bills of rights. It has been created by the experience of a great people, and nothing is written upon it that has not been written by their life. It is the embodiment, not of a sentiment, but of a history. ~Woodrow Wilson



Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all. ~Voltaire



Here is the basic question: Are we marionettes, or are we creatures of free will who just happen to have a lot of jerky reflexes? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty. ~Richard J. Needham



As for my next book, I am going to hold myself from writing it till I have it impending in me: grown heavy in my mind like a ripe pear; pendant, gravid, asking to be cut or it will fall. ~Virginia Woolf



There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen, as if it could not be, as if it had not been! ~Percy Bysshe Shelley



Before God we are all equally wise and equally foolish. ~Albert Einstein



If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. ~Scott Adams



Man is the only trained animal who expects his reward before he does his trick. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation...tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation. ~Jean Arp



The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children. ~Louis Johannot



We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown