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Still more astonishing is that world of rigorous fantasy we call mathematics. ~Gregory Bateson



When you are unwell, you must cough, sneeze, and ache prayer. ~Carrie Latet



Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. ~Author Unknown Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. ~Author Unknown



Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough. ~Author Unknown



The Past is the textbook of tyrants; the Future the Bible of the Free. Those who are solely governed by the Past stand like Lot's wife, crystallized in the act of looking backward, and forever incapable of looking before. ~Herman Melville, White Jacket



A profusion of pink roses bending ragged in the rain speaks to me of all gentleness and its enduring. ~The Collected Later Poems of William Carlos Williams



To seek the breast of darkness and be suckled by the night. ~Paul Simon, "A Poem on the Underground Wall"



Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain



Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X



What was silent in the father speaks in the son, and often I found in the son the unveiled secret of the father. ~Friedrich Nietzsche



The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. ~Sarah Orne Jewett, The Country Road of Pointed Firs, 1896



The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ~Brendan Behan



Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. ~H.L. Mencken



Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth. ~Horace Walpole



As a rule reading fiction is as hard to me as trying to hit a target by hurling feathers at it. I need resistance to celebrate! ~William James



Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. ~The X-Files



They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. ~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird, Chapter 11, spoken by the character Atticus



Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. ~Rita Mae Brown



Do not be afraid of tomorrow; for God is already there. ~Author Unknown



People have always cared me a bit, you see - they're so complicated. I suppose that's why I prefer horses. ~From the movie Separate Tables, 1958