quotes on kids

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. ~From a Washington Post word contest



Men! The only animal in the world to fear. ~D.H. Lawrence



When I free my body from its clothes, from all their buttons, belts, and laces, it seems to me that my soul takes a deeper, freer breath. ~August Strindberg



Use of advanced messaging technology does not imply an endorsement of western industrial civilization. ~Anonymous email sig line



Macho doesn't prove mucho. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor



Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~Oprah Winfrey



When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal. ~Author Unknown



Hatreds are the cinders of affection. ~Walter Raleigh



Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants. ~Lynn Lavner



It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe. ~Author Unknown



When one of my plants dies, I die a little inside, too. ~Linda Solegato



Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown



A relationship becomes easier when you realize that you don't have to be the one at fault to be the one who's sorry. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde



Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



My karma ran over your dogma. ~Author Unknown



Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. ~Clifton Fadiman



Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? ~Al Boliska



Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution. ~Robert Zend



People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. ~H. Jackson Browne