welcome quotes for new joinees

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. ~Bertrand Russell



God's glowing covenant. ~Hosea Ballou (rainbow)



...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works. ~T.E. Kalem



Sports is human life in microcosm. ~Howard Cosell



We've begun to raise daughters more like sons... but few have the courage to raise our sons more like our daughters. ~Gloria Steinem



Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. ~Clifford Odets



Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune. ~Walt Whitman



Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas. ~Roseanne, "Don't Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner



This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. ~Jim Lemon



The diagnosis of homosexuality as a "disorder" is a contributing factor to the pathology of those homosexuals who do become mentally ill.... Nothing is more likely to make you sick than being constantly told that you are sick. ~Ronald Gold



The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much easier to give up than bad ones. ~Somerset Maugham



A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It's just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one. ~Author Unknown



Evolution is individual - devolution is collective. ~Martin H. Fischer



In God we trust, all others we virus scan. ~Author Unknown



Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. ~Theodore Geisel



Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government." ~Lenny Bruce



Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! ~Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt



Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak. ~Author Unknown



Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. ~Haim Ginott



The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say. ~Anais Nin