funny pin up quotes

How strange a thing this is! The Priest telleth me that the Soul is worth all the gold in the world, and the merchants say that it is not worth a clipped piece of silver. ~Oscar Wilde



You know you're from Arizona when you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter. ~Local Saying



Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. ~Author Unknown



His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays. ~Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly



Sunday school: a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. ~H.L. Mencken



This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~Old Vaudeville joke



I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. ~John Cage



I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner



You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. ~Hal Borland, Sundial of the Seasons, 1964



Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood. ~Pam Brown



You write to communicate to the hearts and minds of others what's burning inside you. And we edit to let the fire show through the smoke. ~Arthur Polotnik



Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough. ~Author Unknown



The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist. ~D.H. Lawrence



I'm so poor I can't even pay attention. ~Ron Kittle



Now the melancholy God protect thee, and the tailor make thy garments of changeable taffeta, for thy mind is opal. ~William Shakespeare, The Twelfth Night



Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more. ~Bob Talbert



When Hell freezes over, I'll curl there, too. ~Author Unknown



Falling, falling, falling, falling down. Look yourself in the eye before you drown. ~Emily Saliers, "Center Stage," Indigo Girls, 1989



What can we do but keep on breathing in and out, modest and willing, and in our places? ~Mary Oliver



When I think about all the patients and their loved ones that I have worked with over the years, I know most of them don't remember me nor I them. But I do know that I gave a little piece of myself to each of them and they to me and those threads make up the beautiful tapestry in my mind that is my career in nursing. ~Donna Wilk Cardillo, A Daybook for Beginning Nurses