love you forever quotes

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Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow. ~Melody Beattie



If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ~Author Unknown



Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ~Gene Perret



Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas. ~Roseanne, "Don't Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner



Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. ~Polish Proverb



Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics. ~Dean Schlicter



Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. ~Clifford Odets



Ethics and Science need to shake hands. ~Richard Clarke Cabot



As to the adjective, when in doubt, strike it out. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894



If you would attain to what you are not yet, you must always be displeased by what you are. For where you are pleased with yourself there you have remained. Keep adding, keep walking, keep advancing. ~Saint Augustine



The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden The only way you may correct the bad things in your past is to add better things to your future. ~Shiloh Morrison



I am convinced all of humanity is born with more gifts than we know. Most are born geniuses and just get de-geniused rapidly. ~Buckminster Fuller



When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. ~-Steven Wright



If any would not work, neither should he eat. ~II Thessalonians 3:10



Through wisdom is a house built; and by understanding it is established; and by knowledge shall every room be filled with precious and pleasant riches. ~Proverbs 24:3



A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. ~Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911



Fame - the aggregate of all the misunderstandings that collect around a new name. ~Rainer Maria Rilke



A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man. ~Arnold Toynbee



He only salutes the flag with one finger. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, about Bart Simpson