Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
The human body is a machine which winds its own springs. ~Julien Offroy de la Mettrie, L'Homme Machine
Flowers often grow more beautifully on dung-hills than in gardens that look beautifully kept. ~Saint Francis de Sales
In the hands of an able cook, fish can become an inexhaustible source of perpetual delight. ~Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
All emotions are pure which gather you and lift you up; that emotion is impure which seizes only one side of your being and so distorts you. ~Rainer Maria Rilke
The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm is a twist of the wrist. ~Laurence Leamer, King of the Night
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. ~Theodore Geisel
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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ~Arnold Palmer
This is a work of fiction. All the characters in it, human and otherwise, are imaginary, excepting only certain of the fairy folk, whom it might be unwise to offend by casting doubts on their existence. Or lack thereof. ~Neil Gaiman, Books of Magic III
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. ~Niels Bohr
The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. ~Mark Twain
We are each gifted in a unique and important way. It is our privilege and our adventure to discover our own special light. ~Mary Dunbar
The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot. ~Bill Russell
Only half the patients who go into an abortion clinic come out alive. ~Author Unknown
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. ~Hunter S. Thompson
Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That's a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a m�nage � trois. ~Carrie Latet
God forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses. ~R.B. Cunninghame Graham, letter to Theodore Roosevelt, 1917
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. ~Thomas Jefferson
Honesty is never seen sitting astride the fence. ~Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays, 1911
Hitch your wagon to a star. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
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