funny birthday quotes for teenagers

The healthy being craves an occasional wildness, a jolt from normality, a sharpening of the edge of appetite, his own little festival of the Saturnalia, a brief excursion from his way of life. ~Robert MacIver



We have two kinds of morality side by side: one which we preach but do not practice and another which we practice but seldom preach. ~Bertrand Russell



Does age poison us, or do we poison age? ~Astrid Alauda



The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone. ~George Elliot



Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids. ~Sam Levenson



Life is not merely to be alive, but to be well. ~Marcus Valerius Martial



As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social. ~Joseph Francis



It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion. ~Horace It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words. ~Sallust



There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure. ~Max Eastman



There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect. ~Gilbert Keith Chesterton



The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance," 1841



I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. ~G.K. Chesterton



Americans always try to do the right thing after they've tried everything else. ~Winston Churchill



Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. ~Woodie Held



If you are walking to seek, ye shall find. ~Sommeil Liberosensa



Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. ~Matthew 15:14



One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. ~E.M. Forster



Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. ~Michel de Montaigne



From our ancestors come our names, but from our virtues our honors. ~Proverb



I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. ~Keith Richards