funny poems for best friends

All promise outruns performance. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Health is merely the slowest way someone can die. ~Author Unknown



Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. ~Fred Allen



All of us learn to write by the second grade, then most of us go on to other things. ~Bobby Knight, on reporters



There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way." ~C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters, 1943



The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. ~William E. Borah



If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion. ~George Bernard Shaw



The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. ~Bishop Mandell Creighton The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. ~Bishop Mandell Creighton



Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. ~Tom Peters



If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles. ~Benjamin Franklin



The day will come when, after harnessing space, the winds, the tides and gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, we shall have discovered fire. ~Pierre Tielhard de Chardin



It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Friedrich von Schiller



A Ming vase can be well-designed and well-made and is beautiful for that reason alone. I don't think this can be true for photography. Unless there is something a little incomplete and a little strange, it will simply look like a copy of something pretty. We won't take an interest in it. ~John Loengard, "Pictures Under Discussion"



To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. ~Henri Amiel



In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. ~Genesis 3:19



Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. ~A.A. Milne



I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. ~Will Rogers



Soup is liquid comfort. ~Author Unknown



There's no thief like a bad movie. ~Sam Ewing



Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes? Wouldn't it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn't wait to take it off you? ~Flash Rosenberg