funny quotes with curse words

Nerves and butterflies are fine - they're a physical sign that you're mentally ready and eager. You have to get the butterflies to fly in formation, that's the trick. ~Steve Bull



Love, love, love - all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures. ~Germaine Greer



Libraries: The medicine chest of the soul. ~Library at Thebes, inscription over the door



hatred bounces ~e.e. cummings



Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. ~Alexander Hamilton



When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. ~Author Unknown



A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Science is all those things which are confirmed to such a degree that it would be unreasonable to withhold one's provisional consent. ~Stephen Jay Gould



Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. ~Thomas C. Haliburton



I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens. ~Edgar A. Suter



I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds. ~Quentin Crisp



Worries go down better with soup. ~Jewish Proverb



Virginity can be lost by a thought. ~St. Jerome



Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish. ~Herbert Hoover



What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough. ~Bertolt Brecht



Have a very good reason for everything you do. ~Laurence Olivier Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. ~Rita Rudner Have cognition before ignition. ~Author Unknown



Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty! ~Lucy Larcom



Sure there's no "I" in "team," but there is a "ME"! ~Author Unknown Sure you can psychoanalyze! But as Baehr used to say, why bother to sort garbage? ~Martin H. Fischer



Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ~George Jessel