Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top
Don't cast a shadow on anyone unless you're providing shade. ~Terri Guillemets
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings
I love America. It's Americans I can't stand. ~Attributed to both Charles Shultz and Bill Maher
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
What boots up must come down. ~Author Unknown
These martyrs of patriotism gave their lives for an idea. ~Schuyler Colfax
All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse. ~Eric Linklater, Poet's Pub, 1929
You do not have the right to quit trying. (The universe wobbles when you do.) You have the right to quit Toxic People. (They're contagious.) ~Dr. SunWolf
Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics. ~Dean Schlicter
Aphorist: someone who formulates aphorisms.
He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything. ~Arabian Proverb
If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany's, then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~Mark Twain
In every Heart...awaits Your Angel. ~Michael, @WhereAngelsCome
Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence. ~Author Unknown
I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~Author Unknown
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck
Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber; for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter. ~Ecclesiastes 10:20
What would constitute useful history? That which should teach us our duties and our rights, without appearing to teach them. ~Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table
Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken. ~Orson Rega Card
Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide. ~Honore de Balzac
Life be not so short but that there is always time for courtesy. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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