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The other day a man asked me what I thought was the best time of life. "Why," I answered without a thought, "now." ~David Grayson



English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. ~Author Unknown



Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. ~Stephen Baker



After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti



Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. ~Attributed to both Jonathan Swift and Benjamin Franklin



The wind shows us how close to the edge we are. ~Joan Didion



There's this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That's completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved. ~Boy George



Oh, wise physician of a wasted land! ~Hermann Hagedorn



Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. ~Betty Bender



Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel. ~Author Unknown



The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold. ~Dawn Ruelas



A house without books is like a room without windows. ~Heinrich Mann



Ironically, rural America has become viewed by a growing number of Americans as having a higher quality of life not because of what it has, but rather because of what it does not have! ~Don A. Dillman, Annals of the American Academy of Political and Social Science, January 1977



If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love



Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel instinct. Most of it comes from thoughtlessness or inherited habit. The roots of cruelty, therefore, are not so much strong as widespread. But the time must come when inhumanity protected by custom and thoughtlessness will succumb before humanity championed by thought. Let us work that this time may come. ~Albert Schweitzer



I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10



Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. ~Author Unknown



A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. ~Leo Rosten



Why is it that only girls stand on the sides of their feet? As if they're afraid to plant themselves? ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams, 1990



The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr