cute quotes about smiling

Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you're generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. ~Donald Trump



Remember the street car cannot turn out. ~Charles M. Hayes



Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. ~Lord Dewar



Twice as much to love, two blessings from above. ~Author Unknown



A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson



Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." ~Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995



The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald



Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still. ~Chinese Proverb



It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy



Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. ~Robert Orben



Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. ~Joe Clark



Nothing begins, and nothing ends, that is not paid with moan; for we are born in other's pain, and perish in our own. ~Francis Thompson



My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ~Phyllis Diller



In modern consumer society, the attack on mother-child eroticism took its total form; breastfeeding was proscribed and the breasts reserved for the husband's fetishistic delectation. At the same time, babies were segregated, put into cold beds alone and not picked up if they cried. ~Germaine Greer In most betting shops you will see three windows marked "Bet Here," but only one window with the legend "Pay Out." ~Jeffrey Bernard



Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. ~Samuel Pepys



One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. After you leave home, you may find yourself feeling homesick, even if you have a new home that has nicer wallpaper and a more efficient dishwasher than the home in which you grew up. ~Lemony Snicket



The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men. ~Henry David Thoreau



Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. ~Thornton Wilder



A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses. ~Chinese Proverb



Love, she said, should be said more slowly, and ran from the house. Words could not catch her as such. Honesty is so slow, that is the trouble. ~Author Unknown