i miss you grandma poems

Translated: rendered from another language and therefore not the original words.



The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. ~John Updike



Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill. ~Betty Friedan



I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No." ~Woody Allen



If I knew I should die tomorrow, I would plant a tree today. ~Stephen Girard



The aphorist sees in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it. ~George MacDonald



God and other artists are always a little obscure. ~Oscar Wilde



The United States has been called the melting pot of the world. But it seems to me that the colored man either missed getting into the pot or he got melted down. ~Thurgood Marshall



Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~Author Unknown



Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals. ~Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, The Marriage of Figaro, 1784, translated



Fear cannot take what you do not give it. ~Christopher Coan



Hatred is one long wait. ~Rene Maran



Your body is a temple, but only if you treat it as one. ~Astrid Alauda



Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. ~Katharine Hepburn



When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page. ~Bill Clinton, 1996



It is easier to mend neglect than to quicken love. ~Saint Jerome



I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine. ~Kurt Vonnegut



The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~H.G. Wells, Bealby, 1915



I just don't want to die without a few scars. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6