funny divorce quotes

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. ~Bible, John 15:13



Thanks are justly due for boons unbought. ~Ovid



God can pick sense out of a confused prayer. ~Richard Sibbes



It's better to fight for something than against something. ~Author Unknown



Life can be easy, it is only question of choosing between solutions and illusions. ~Didier D�haese



A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts. ~Washington Irving



No one has yet computed how many imaginary triumphs are silently celebrated by people each year to keep up their courage. ~Henry S. Haskins



George Washington is one of the beacons placed at intervals along the highroad of history. ~Orestes Ferrara



Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God. ~Augustine



Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966 Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966



The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket. ~Raymond Chandler



If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn't want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher's job. ~Donald D. Quinn



One should eat to live, not live to eat. ~Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV



Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman. ~Author Unknown



Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment; idleness is. ~William E. Barrett



I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. ~Anna Quindlen, "Enough Bookshelves," New York Times, 7 August 1991



No modern idea has affected history more than the passion of nationalism. ~Charles R. Poinsatte, Understanding History Through the American Experience



Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ~Author unknown, supposedly from a Washington Post reader submission word contest in which readers were asked to alter a word by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition



The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. ~Thomas Campbell