funny quotes about crushes

History is the open Bible: we historians are not priests to expound it infallibly: our function is to teach people to read it and to reflect upon it for themselves. ~George Macaulay Trevelyan



Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for - annually, not oftener - if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the Indians, during the previous twelve months instead of getting exterminated by their neighbors, the Indians. Thanksgiving Day became a habit, for the reason that in the course of time, as the years drifted on, it was perceived that the exterminating had ceased to be mutual and was all on the white man's side, consequently on the Lord's side; hence it was proper to thank the Lord for it and extend the usual annual compliments. ~Mark Twain



Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered. ~William Shakespeare



The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. ~Oscar Wilde



The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do. ~Sarah Ban Breathnach, Simple Abundance: A Daybook of Comfort and Joy, 1996



He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer. ~Author Unknown



What is the fire in our belly but the eternal flame of a thousand ancestors. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it. ~Jonathan Swift



Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St Vincent Millay



Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown



Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. ~Lillian Jackson Braun



Old age is fifteen years older than I am. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



When snow falls, nature listens. ~Antoinette van Kleeff



Medvedenko: "Why do you always wear black?"



Society is always engaged in a vast conspiracy to preserve itself - at the expense of the new demands of each new generation. ~John Haynes Holmes



Weed 'em and reap. ~Author Unknown



Luxury is an ancient notion. There was once a Chinese mandarin who had himself wakened three times every morning simply for the pleasure of being told it was not yet time to get up. ~Argosy



Walking gets the feet moving, the blood moving, the mind moving. And movement is life. ~Carrie Latet



Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. ~Author Unknown



Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow